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And a Light Shall Blind Them

oh151127RJ gives until it hurts.

Hurts your eyes.

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A Star Shall Blind Them

We don’t put up Christmas lights because our nearest neighbor lives a quarter mile away. ┬áThe only ones that would seen them would be the turtles, raccoons and squirrels on our property. And they might not see them either because they rarely come out of our attic. They’re having too much fun ripping out wiring, wall board and insulation to concern themselves with the holidays.

Maybe we should put up lights in our attic. Maybe the resulting holiday warmth and good cheer will cause the critters to reconsider their destructive ways and take up the path of peace and good will for all creatures.

But probably not.

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