Hammy is very sure of himself on this one.
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We’ve done this gag many, many times. Never gets old.
At least not yet.
“The more things change, the more they remain insane.”
Yup. We said that. Look it up.
Check out my latest distraction from making a living below. Produced by me and the fine folks at Ralph Smythe Entertainment (who did almost all the work while I slowed them down with executive notes like, “A kitten wouldn’t say that.” If you like, please share.
Oh, God this is just too ?!@#!!! cute! See what you’ve reduced me to? Shameless pandering to the warmest and fuzziest common denominator. And for what? An errant chuckle? A wan smile. A stifled giggle?
That’s right. My name is Mike and I’m a giggle-whore.
And it’s all your fault. You made me this way with your constant demands to be entertained in a family-friendly-comic-page-stuck-in-the-1950’s-way. You MONSTERS!
Are you happy now? Are you? ARE YOU?
Of course not. You’ll never be happy until I’ve destroyed myself. But I won’t give you the satisfaction. You’ll see. I’ll show you. I’ll resist temptation. I’ll rise above. I’ll become the cartoonist I was always meant to be. I’ll become…
… SLIGHTLY LESS CLOYING AND CRINGE INDUCING!!
This has been another episode of Melodrama Cartoon Theater staring myself as The Mental Patient.
Thank you and good evening.