RJ is really dumb.
But in a surprisingly cool way.
Verne should be picky. He deserves the best. Which in his case means staying alive.
It’s the little things that make the big difference.
Crazy-Ex Girlfriend is a great show. Whether you’re evolved or not.
The boobs and the eyelashes aren’t a surprise, but walking on two legs is.
Some animals use camouflage as a defense mechanism. RJ uses fat.
It’s an adaptive advantage.
There’s some debate whether I got this correct. It’s true that cynodonts are common ancestors of reptiles and mammals. But turtles may have a divergent path that goes back further than cynodonts. Anyway, like all of us, we’re related somewhere. Carbon based life forms have at least carbon in common.