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The Plot: Father Bear mistakes Trump for a giant orange cheese ball. A mistake anyone could make.
No bad bears.
This whole week has been an example of what happens when you do benign, non-controversial, cute cartoons.
No one cares.
There is not one comment over at gocomics.com. No one is bemused. No one is angry. No one thinks we’re geniuses. No one thinks we suck.
See… this is why we compare Donald Trump to an orange bag of endoskeletal goo.
Also, there’s NO WAY Trump is 236 lbs. I’m 6’2″ and 232 lbs. I look like positively anorexic next to the TrumpBlimp.
Okay, well maybe not anorexic, but certainly somewhat slimmer. A bit slimmer. Slim-ish.
Hey! At least I’m not orange!
I suppose one could argue that generalizing is a survival skill leftover from life on the savanna. One lion ate my friend. Perhaps all lions have a taste for friends. Maybe I should err on the sider of caution and avoid lions.
Reasonable? Sure. 30,000 years ago.
Today, we have this thing called a frontal lobe that allows us to overrule our baser instincts. So, when you witness a bloviating squirrel headed rotting tangerine faced serial lying race baiting nowhere near a billionaire you really shouldn’t think all bloviating squirrel headed rotting tangerine faced serial lying race baiting nowhere near a billionaire billionaires are the alike.
Seriously. You shouldn’t.
I think I just wrote “trump supporters.” But T (without consultation) changed it to Trump Lumps. Which is certainly better. Would have been nice to confirm it’s better, but T didn’t give me that chance.
Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.
As big as Mar-A-Lago is, it’s not nearly big enough.
PLEASE do the right thing.
In case you haven’t noticed, I don’t have a clue how to stop Trump. All I can hope for is that Americans, at the end of the day, will do the right thing. I’m voting for Hillary, but I completely understand why many don’t like her. There is something a bit too calculating and situationally convenient about a lot of her positions. But when compared to Trump? It’s not really even a contest. A thoughtful (if self-admittedly flawed) career civil servant with deep legislative and foreign policy experience (despite the fact she lauds Henry Kissinger and was more than a bit anxious to create chaos in Libya) who will do a fine (if not particularly inspired) job against a fucking lunatic.
BTW, we’ll be returning to our regularly scheduled wacky hijinks next week. I’ve said my peace. It’s now up to you America. Please do the right thing.
We lost a few subscribers over at gocomics with this one. One of the comments asked, isn’t it funny when people are offended at comic strip but think Trump is a great guy?
Trump has been good for one thing: bringing together all the commentators over at gocomics.com/overthehedge. Usually when we do politics it’s a WWE smackdown. Right and Left duking it out. With Trump it’s an almost unanimous hate-fest.
Do you know anyone who supports him? I don’t.