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RJ Will Never Expire

Hedge112018Those preservatives are the only thing keeping RJ alive.

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Sloth of my Heart

hedge03032017I’m with RJ. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Poop.

Repeat.

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Downward Dreaming Dog

oh160404RJ is always jealous of anyone who slacks more than he does.

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The Thong of Music

oh151006 I acknowledge today’s headline makes no sense. It’s just a bad (good) pun that hopefully will be irresistible to click.

#1 Thing I Did Not Know After Writing This Strip for Over 20 Years: Verne has a tattoo on his right butt cheek.

You learn something new every day.

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Please Don’t Eat the Turtle

oh151005Twister works to Verne’s disadvantage.

Verne does not bend.

Stay tooned.

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RJ vs. Infinite

oh150520RJ doesn’t shy from a fight. The immovable appetite meets the irresistible (and indestructible) snack cake.

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The Top 5 Rules of Snack Club

1. There is no snack club.

2. Anyone who breaks the first rule is fed to a bear.

3. First Tuesday of every month: Bring Your Own Dip Night

4. Always snack responsibly: Never snack and skip-to-your loo

5. No shirt, no shoes, MO SNACKS!

 

 

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