Those preservatives are the only thing keeping RJ alive.
I’m with RJ. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Poop.
RJ is always jealous of anyone who slacks more than he does.
I acknowledge today’s headline makes no sense. It’s just a bad (good) pun that hopefully will be irresistible to click.
#1 Thing I Did Not Know After Writing This Strip for Over 20 Years: Verne has a tattoo on his right butt cheek.
You learn something new every day.
Twister works to Verne’s disadvantage.
Verne does not bend.
RJ doesn’t shy from a fight. The immovable appetite meets the irresistible (and indestructible) snack cake.
1. There is no snack club.
2. Anyone who breaks the first rule is fed to a bear.
3. First Tuesday of every month: Bring Your Own Dip Night
4. Always snack responsibly: Never snack and skip-to-your loo
5. No shirt, no shoes, MO SNACKS!