Lowly Evolved

Crazy-Ex Girlfriend is a great show. Whether you’re evolved or not.

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Upright Critter Brigade

The boobs and the eyelashes aren’t a surprise, but walking on two legs is.

Irony Alert

Some animals use camouflage as a defense mechanism. RJ uses fat.

It’s an adaptive advantage.

Eat Hot Vegetable Death

You’d think RJ could taste the difference, but after decades of insulin resistance his taste buds are shot.

Raised By Wolves

No bad bunnies.

Only bad bunny parents.

You’re Not the Boss of Me

RJ is a BIY raccoon. Boss It Yourself.

Fine Dining

Spleen is a funny word. It is. It just is.