Twinkies are Forever

Snack cakes are our legacy.

Win Squared

When enough tolerance to sugar is never enough.

Enter the Virus

If the virus were really that big, this whole pandemic thing would all be a lot easier.

Duck Diapers

We AirBnB our house. Someone is coming to stay with a pet duck. That wears diapers.

Seriously. I’m not making this up.

Blink!

We call these two, The Two Stupid Guys.

We could just call them two random humans.

Jurassic Poop

Nice coloring by T. FYI, T doesn’t color the dailies, just the Sundays. Thus George’s more interesting coloration.

All in service of a poop joke, of course.

Scream Like a Baby

Blocked Eustachian tubes are the worst. Like swallowing bubble wrap.  Crackle-crackle….AHHHHH!

Butt Inflation

Okay, panel two is quite disturbing.

Moving on.

Yay, Trees!

Attention Cleveland. My intent here was that the world WANTS to go to Cleveland when you close your eyes. This is a GOOD thing. Cleveland is a very nice place. I’ve never been there. But so I’ve heard.

Seriously.

Butt Brain

I’m not sure a frontal cortex would be helpful in Hammy’s case.

Too many thoughts.