I think UFO’s are real. I mean, maybe they’re not aliens, but there’s something going on. Too many unexplained sightings. What I don’t get is why the sightings are all so similar. No one ever sees a a flying spatula or a blinking artichoke. It’s always a saucer or cigar shaped (aliens have penis envy?) or a row of blinking lights.
Here’s my theory. UFO’s are inter-dimensional or alternate-universe voyeurs. They zip in to check out the human zoo, get bored quickly and zip out. I said it’s a theory.
It’s either that or like one of my favorite Far Side cartoons, they’re here to pick up their buddies: