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Intersquirrel Gas

Hedge080920Did you know Hammy’s farts smell like Skittles.

Oh, you did. Sorry.

Carry on.

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Pop Farts

Hedge072520Well, of course Hammy’s farts smell like Pop Tarts.

Silly reader.

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A Furry Toot

Hedge043020Hammy is a methane fueled performance artist.

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Stinky End Times

Hedge040120Never too dire for a good fart joke.

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The One with Squirrel Gases

hedge010818There’s nothing funny about climate change.

Okay. There’s one thing funny about climate change.

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A Fart Joke Incognito

hedge010319RJ always has those gas masks handy.

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Hibernate in Style

Hedge121618Hammy’s farts smell like sunshine and new car.

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Santa Tooting by an Open Fire

Hedge121218Rudolph is in charge of the fire extinguisher.

I’m pretty sure.

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Way Too Personal Space

Hedge04172018Hammy’s farts smell like sunshine.

Or not.

Just a guess.

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Don’t Explode the Birds

Hedge03082018Yeah, this is confusing. The bird farted. This would have been clear if the characters in the final panel were wearing gas masks as scripted. Remember how yesterday I was all happy T rewrote the punch line. Well, today is an example of great power (last minute editing power) requires great responsibility.

Here’s the original script:

Same.
Inset:  Backyard wedding.
RJ:  Look they’re throwing rice.
V;  Wait. Is that Minute Rice!
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V:  NO!  Birds! Don’t eat the Minute Rice. You could explode.
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Optional if you want to draw the bird farthing or just have the SFX.
SFX:  FA-TOOT!
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RJ, Verne and Hammy with gas masks on.
V:  That was horrible.
RJ:  So, it really is an urban myth that they explode.
H (lighting a match):  No. Its true.

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