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Way Too Personal Space

Hedge04172018Hammy’s farts smell like sunshine.

Or not.

Just a guess.

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Don’t Explode the Birds

Hedge03082018Yeah, this is confusing. The bird farted. This would have been clear if the characters in the final panel were wearing gas masks as scripted. Remember how yesterday I was all happy T rewrote the punch line. Well, today is an example of great power (last minute editing power) requires great responsibility.

Here’s the original script:

Same.
Inset:  Backyard wedding.
RJ:  Look they’re throwing rice.
V;  Wait. Is that Minute Rice!
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V:  NO!  Birds! Don’t eat the Minute Rice. You could explode.
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Optional if you want to draw the bird farthing or just have the SFX.
SFX:  FA-TOOT!
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RJ, Verne and Hammy with gas masks on.
V:  That was horrible.
RJ:  So, it really is an urban myth that they explode.
H (lighting a match):  No. Its true.

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Rooter Tooter

Hedge01202017I know you saw this coming. Sometimes it’s nice to give the audience what they expect.

Sometimes.

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This Toot Shall Pass

Hedge01072017Today’s title is courtesy of TEJANOLASEREYES over at gocomics.com/overthehedge

Courtesy is a nice way of saying I stole it. Politely.

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Hammy and Brussels Sprouts Don’t Mix

Hedge09112017K is also for K-BOOM when you add beans.

Don’t add beans.

Over the Hedge: Your one stop shop for reliable fart jokes since 1995.

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Squirrel Bomb

Hedge04132017Over the Hedge:  Fart joke central since 1995.

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Toot!

Hedge03122017Over the Hedge: Really cute fart jokes since 1995.

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