AirbnRJ

We occasionally rent our house out on Airbnb so I’m well-versed in all things vacation rental. No raccoons yet, but we have hosted some Aggies. So clearly we’ll rent to anybody.

Hook ’em!

The One With Mega Ranch Chomp Chips

That’s a big bag of chips. Just saying.

Killer Irony

I think this is the second time we’ve killed RJ. I think. Verne shot him once. But maybe he didn’t die that time. A couple years ago I vaguely remember him going to vet for some reason. He might have died. I don’t remember.

Someone should inventory these things.  Not me, of course. I have more important things to do. Like, repeatedly killing one of our main characters because I forgot I’d maybe already done it before.

Writing a comic strip is harder than it looks.

Or maybe I just make it hard.

Lord of the Snacks

Smackeeze: the first bag is free.

Today’s Lesson: Cheese Dust Silos Will Kill You

I’m imagining Smacky had a serious cheese dust problem that did not respond to repeated visits to rehab.

Another spokes meerkat lost to substance abuse.

When will the madness end?

Top 5 Reasons Not to Eat Verne

5.  Does not stay crunchy in milk.

4.  Does not come with sprinkles.

3.  Contains absolutely no high-fructose corn syrup.

2.  Nacho cheese dust doesn’t wash off.

1.  Absolutely, 100%, guaranteed does NOT taste like chicken.

 

The One With Elvis In a Coma

Elvis says, “Hi.” He’s doing just fine as a hallucinatory side-effect from a Twinkie overdose.

And he just looks great.

Four out of Five high fructose corn syrup addicts prefer the younger bloat-less Elvis over the Other Brand.

Since my life has left me
I’ve found a new place to dwell
You can find me rockin’ RJ’s head
At the Insulin Resistant Hotel