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The Clown of Christmas Future

oh161223According to the story it’s a vision of a Christmas to be, not a fact.

Some comfort.

Some.

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The Ghost of Christmas Punch Lines

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Top Ten Christmas Ghosts

10.  The Ghost of Christmas Who Told Santa to Bring Your Four-year-old Cymbals for Christmas.

9.  The Ghost of Christmas Open Presents at 5:00 AM

8.  The Ghost of Christmas Undercooked Turkey Filled with Salmonella.

7.  The Ghost of Christmas You’re Out of Cigarettes and Booze and All the Stores are Closed.

6.  The Ghost of Christmas Forgot the Batteries

5.  The Ghost of Christmas Instructions in Latvian.

4. The Ghost of Christmas Lingerie For Wife in Mother-in-Law’s Stocking

3. The Ghost of Christmas Bored Children Ten Minutes After Opening Presents.

2. The Ghost of Christmas Expectations That Are Never Met No Matter How Hard You Try.

1.  The Ghost of Christmas Hell

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