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Life Is What Happens When You’re Clicking On Other Links

oh150508You may translate all assorted character/punctuation as you see fit.

We’ve always been interactive that way.

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In Austin It’s Not Illegal To Throw Chewy Gum At Cats

oh150507 The correct pronunciation of forte is ‘fort.’ No accent at the end means the e is silent. Of course, almost no one pronounces it this way which makes me not a lot of fun at parties.

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Learn Dothraki At Home!

oh150506I think this is the 53rd time we’ve used, “I’ll get the jaws of life!” as a kicker. Out of 7300 cartoons that’s only .07% of the time. Which means 99.93% of time we’re Jaws of Life free.

Math: You really will use it all your life.

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Verne Takes the ClickBait

oh150504You’re probably wondering after a whole week of Star Wars references why aren’t we doing something on Maythefourthbewithyou day. It’s simple. When I wrote last week over a month ago I had no idea of the timing. Because WE DON’T PLAN THIS STUFF! We can barely keep up as it is much less do it in a thoughtful and organized manner. If you want that sort of service and quality you should head over to Rex Morgan M.D. Now that guy really knows how to party. In a thoughtful and organized manner.

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PLONK!

oh150420 One of the great things about being a cartoonist is you get to make up a lot of cool onomatopoeias. Like SPORF, MGNGHFORP and FWIB. And, of course, ROLPHORK: the sound your stomach makes when it’s craving a FWIB of ReadyWhip straight in the mouth.

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The Tragic Consequences of Bathing

oh150418 Not sure I want to think about where that hose is connected.

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The Big Rock Candy Hammock

oh150409Simple needs. Simply heaven.

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