The correct pronunciation of forte is ‘fort.’ No accent at the end means the e is silent. Of course, almost no one pronounces it this way which makes me not a lot of fun at parties.
I think this is the 53rd time we’ve used, “I’ll get the jaws of life!” as a kicker. Out of 7300 cartoons that’s only .07% of the time. Which means 99.93% of time we’re Jaws of Life free.
Math: You really will use it all your life.
You’re probably wondering after a whole week of Star Wars references why aren’t we doing something on Maythefourthbewithyou day. It’s simple. When I wrote last week over a month ago I had no idea of the timing. Because WE DON’T PLAN THIS STUFF! We can barely keep up as it is much less do it in a thoughtful and organized manner. If you want that sort of service and quality you should head over to Rex Morgan M.D. Now that guy really knows how to party. In a thoughtful and organized manner.
One of the great things about being a cartoonist is you get to make up a lot of cool onomatopoeias. Like SPORF, MGNGHFORP and FWIB. And, of course, ROLPHORK: the sound your stomach makes when it’s craving a FWIB of ReadyWhip straight in the mouth.
Not sure I want to think about where that hose is connected.
Simple needs. Simply heaven.