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Allergic to Health

Hedge06092018PBS: Parsnip Beet Sandwich.

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The One With Agent Dan

Hedge06012018Dan’s my literary agent. He’s the hardest working man in show business. Yay, Dan!

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Creepy Planets

Hedge05262018T did an odd late night rewrite on this one. Here’s the original script:

6. 
RJ, Verne, Hammy on the log. 
H:  Why is that star not twinkling? 
V:  It’s not a star it’s the planet Venus.  
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V:  The light source is closer and larger and isn’t refracted as much by our atmosphere.  
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H:  Translation please. 
RJ:  Planets can’t blink. 
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H:  That’s so sad!  
RJ (eyes wide):  And super creepy. 
V:  My mouth opens. Words come out. Nothing happens. 
The gist is still there. Punch line is the same. But the beginning is unnecessarily confusing.  I can concede that Hammy saying, “Translation please,” is a bit mature for him, but I think it’s okay and helps sell the gag.
Grumble.

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He Snacks Therefore He Is

Hedge05242018FYI:  Nougat repair is NOT covered by most homeowner’s insurance policies.

You’re welcome.

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High Standards

Hedge05232018I could have gotten into this Harvard!

I have a pulse.

For now.

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Verne’s Best Selves

Hedge05192018Ahhhhhhhhh.

 

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Hammy Hug > Bear Hug

Hedge05182018Verne should be picky. He deserves the best. Which in his case means staying alive.

It’s the little things that make the big difference.

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