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Sweet Teeth

Hedge03182017Seeing as RJ doesn’t have a mouth (most of the time), dentures seem like more than a mouth full.

See what I did there?

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Beet Pudding

Hedge03172017I put maraschino cherries on my nachos.

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Zombie RJ

oh150725 A positive attitude cures all ills.

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Hammer Time

oh150724 Hammers taste like elbows. Don’t ask me how I know this.

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Steampunked Verne

oh150721 Dumb gag. Funny visual saves it. Thanks, T.

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Killer Irony

oh130315I think this is the second time we’ve killed RJ. I think. Verne shot him once. But maybe he didn’t die that time. A couple years ago I vaguely remember him going to vet for some reason. He might have died. I don’t remember.

Someone should inventory these things.  Not me, of course. I have more important things to do. Like, repeatedly killing one of our main characters because I forgot I’d maybe already done it before.

Writing a comic strip is harder than it looks.

Or maybe I just make it hard.

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Top 5 Uses For a Squid Spleen

5.  Good Source of Vitamin A in case you have Night Blindness or have a real hard time swallowing pills.

4.  Cat nip for Vampires.

3.  In many cultures the gift of a dried squid spleen is considered a proposal of plural marriage.

2.  When Popeye would run out of spinach, he’d substitute with squid spleens.  If he couldn’t find any HGH.

1.  Since squid spleens don’t really exist, their only real use is as a mildly amusing alliterative gag in modestly successful comic strips featuring an OCD turtle.

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