Hibernate in Style

Hammy’s farts smell like sunshine and new car.

A Very Fine Whine

Charlie Sheen’s “Winner!” meme is probably well past its sell date.

And I don’t really care.

The Sleeping Dead

Really nice zombie art by T. You’ve got to have your feet firmly planted in some drug-addled alternate reality to draw really good zombies.

Excedrin Extra Strength: When you really need to draw some bad-ass zombies.

You Snooze You Lose

Not sure what’s happening with the color in the second panel. We don’t color the cartoons. Clearly, whoever does is into really rapid climate change.

Also, what’s RJ doing with a FitBit? Someone’s should have a talk with the writer.

Probably me.

Let Sleeping Squirrels Lie

That’s assorted punctuation, not swearing. Unless you want it to be swearing. In which case, you pick you’re own swear word.

Over the Hedge: Quality interactive profanity since 1995

Are We There Yet?

That isn’t a log, that’s a 1968 Vista Cruiser station wagon (with “stimulated” wood paneling) with two adults and four children (one an infant) .

For the record, my sister Linda really was touching me.

Toot Sweet

Over the Hedge: Fart Joke Central since 1995.