Hibernate in Style

Hammy’s farts smell like sunshine and new car.

A Very Fine Whine

Charlie Sheen’s “Winner!” meme is probably well past its sell date.

And I don’t really care.

The Sleeping Dead

Really nice zombie art by T. You’ve got to have your feet firmly planted in some drug-addled alternate reality to draw really good zombies.

Excedrin Extra Strength: When you really need to draw some bad-ass zombies.

You Snooze You Lose

Not sure what’s happening with the color in the second panel. We don’t color the cartoons. Clearly, whoever does is into really rapid climate change.

Also, what’s RJ doing with a FitBit? Someone’s should have a talk with the writer.

Probably me.

Let Sleeping Squirrels Lie

That’s assorted punctuation, not swearing. Unless you want it to be swearing. In which case, you pick you’re own swear word.

Over the Hedge: Quality interactive profanity since 1995

Are We There Yet?

That isn’t a log, that’s a 1968 Vista Cruiser station wagon (with “stimulated” wood paneling) with two adults and four children (one an infant) .

For the record, my sister Linda really was touching me.

Toot Sweet

Over the Hedge: Fart Joke Central since 1995.

RJ Cubed

I would have preferred to type RJ to the third power, but apparently that is difficult on a Mac. Not that it can’t be done. Just that I lack the patience to do it.

Anyway, behold a rare cartoon where RJ gets his just frozen desserts.

Up All Night

Sorry, got today’s cartoon and yesterday’s mixed. Read this one first. Unless you already read the other one first. In that case, forget what you read, then read this one and then read the other one.

Or not.

Motel No-Tell

Sorry for not posting yesterday. Internet was down all day. With no online availability I was forcefully encouraged by my wife to help her clean up the raccoon shit in the attic.

Fun fact: raccoons shit A LOT.

All those Twinkies I suppose.