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Happy Twerky Day

oh151126.gifThat’s going to take a LOT of insulin to get down.

Pancreases on ALERT!

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RJ’s Personal Spokes-Squirrel

oh140630I’d watch a lot more White House press briefings if Hammy were the spokes-squirrel.

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RJ’s Theory of Strategic Sensitivity

oh140215RJ’s super power is rationalization.

And insulin non-resistance.

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Find the Hidden Insulin Pump

It’s right there, under the incision under RJ’s arm.

Pump-a-pump-a-pump-a-WHOOSH!

Over the Hedge: Providing full medical benefits to all our characters regardless of pre-existing conditions (sugar addiction, mildew dermatitis  extreme caffeine sensitivity) since 1995.

 

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It’s Everybody Be Kind To Your Pancreas Day

Insulin resistance is a huge problem that contributes to obesity.  As such, I hereby declare today to be Every Be Kind To Your Pancreas Day.  To celebrate, I suggest we all do our pancreases a favor and set our Venti frappuccino oral glucose gulps to mild/somewhat alert coma status.

Remember:  A pancreas is a terrible thing to abuse like that gnarly old sponge you use to clean the grout in kid’s bathroom.

RJ, I’m talking to you.

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RJ’s Top Five Favorite Foods

5.  Twinkies.

4.  Twinkies dipped in maraschino cherry juice

3.  Twinkies dipped in maraschino cherry juice and covered with Karo syrup.

2.  Twinkies dipped in maraschino cherry juice, covered with Karo syrup and sprinkled with Super Sugar Crisps dust.

1.  Insulin.*

*Lil’ Jack’s Snack Insulin.  Extreme snack?  Pack only Lil Jack’s.  Now in the 3 liter convenience jug.**

**For use only  in the Lil’ Jack’s heavy duty “whisper quiet” insulin pump.

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