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Humans Are Rude

Hedge080619I guess this human got his hand caught in a garbage disposal.  Ouch.

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Mr. Glass Half-Empty

Hedge03152018It’s ALL about Verne.

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A Deluxe Apartment in the Sky

Hedge06042017Over the Hedge: Your one stop shop for all 40 year old pop culture references.

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Beet Juice at Dawn

 

Never fear.  Verne will be fine.  He bathes in bleach regularly due to his ongoing mold and mildew issues and drinks beet juice every morning to aid his daily constitutional.

This has been your Over the Hedge TMI bulletin of the week.

That is all.

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News Flash: RJ Rinses Plate

 

 

Raccoons have been observed seemingly washing their paws and food.

 

But in reality, they’re just instinctively wetting their sensitive paws to make them more tactile.

Which isn’t very funny.  So, I choose to ignore it.

Over the Hedge:  Putting funny before facts since 1995

 

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The One That Ends With an Ominous Musical Sting

I think this is Mr. Mold Guy’s second appearance in Hedge after many appearances in Committed.  We’ve never actually depicted Mr. Mold Guy.  I imagine he might look like this guy:

Not too scary.

 

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Wanted: Cucumbers Seeking Asylum

Ha. This is a good one.

I LOVE pickles. Pickles are a crucial part of my occasional and variously effective diets.  Pickles have ZERO calories.  Unfortunately pickles contain near infinite sodium.  All that sodium causes you to retain water — water the body needs to maintain homeostasis.  This is how no calorie pickles will cause you to gain more weight than snarfing an entire Costco Family-Of-Man sized tub of Crisco.

Pickles: Sort of of Evil.  But a yummy kind of evil.

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