Maybe Sven can be our 4th wheel? He’s cute. Strong appeal to the women demo. He’s Nordic. We’ve always been very big in Scandinavia. And, of course, everyone likes a massage.
Even air massages.
Who wants an air massage from Sven?
Please don’t run naked. Please. Really. No one wants to see that. Please.
I used to run. Until my knees, shins, hips and back couldn’t last more than a couple of miles. No doubt running barefoot may have avoided these injuries. And replaced them with cut, burned, blistered and bloodied feet.
Now I use a stationary bike. I pedal to nowhere every morning while I watch The Dan Patrick Show on DirecTV. I pedal barefoot. And other than a sore butt, I’m doing fine so far.
So, what have we learned today, Timmy?