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North Pole Dark Pole

Hedge121918Way too real!

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Why is Santa’s Workshop at the North Pole?

oh151207It’s really more of a sweat freeze-dried shop.

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Why is Santa’s Workshop at the North Pole?

oh141211Hammy looks good in a skirt. Not everyone can pull that look off. Don’t ask me how I know.

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Santa Is Swimming to Town

Okay, before everyone goes ballistic on the cartoonist license I took on the term, “global warming,” please be assured that I understand what the term really means.

Global warming really means that the giant turtle that carries the Earth on its back across the universe is now a five pack a day smoker and the second hand heat from his Salem 100’s is warming the planet and causing the weather to go all higgly-piggly — with warmer warms and colder colds and wetter wets and drier drys.

But that doesn’t make for a very interesting storyline about the North Pole melting in the middle of winter now does it?

So, get off my back and get on that turtle’s back and slap on a nicotine patch.

That is all.

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