Way too real!
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It’s really more of a sweat freeze-dried shop.
Global warming really means that the giant turtle that carries the Earth on its back across the universe is now a five pack a day smoker and the second hand heat from his Salem 100’s is warming the planet and causing the weather to go all higgly-piggly — with warmer warms and colder colds and wetter wets and drier drys.
But that doesn’t make for a very interesting storyline about the North Pole melting in the middle of winter now does it?
So, get off my back and get on that turtle’s back and slap on a nicotine patch.
That is all.