Pandoran Sweat Shop Blues

In the cut-throat, bottom line world of Universe Fabric Fabrication no one can compete with the blue people.  Unfortunately, Pandora being out of reach of the long arm of the House Commerce Committee, has a few QOS issues.  Shoddy quantum workmanship, defective inter-dimensional connectivity and traces of lead used to bind sub-atomic string membranes have all contributed to a sub-standard product with an extremely high caffeinated squirrel rip to tear failure rate.

Until these QOS issues are addressed we at the Over the Hedge Intitute for a Safer Reality cannot with good conscience recomment universe fabric fabricated from Pandora.   That is all.

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