I have the “Find My Ass” app. Comes in handy after a few drinks.
Tag Archives: phone
Not sure what RJ needs keys for?
The Strategic Twinkie Reserve.
I have a beard. But it’s a more of a stubbley-I-hate-shave-thing than a beard. Anything longer than stubble and I look like Santa Claus. If Santa Claus walked around in cargo shorts and flip flops holding a beer yelling, “?@!$!! Giants!”
Sorry, it’s been a long season.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t have this feature on my phone.
Yeah, Carrot Top is a dated reference. I’m old. So sue me. The rest is relatable. It’s as if each OS update slows your phone down just a little until you have to get a new phone.
Meet the new overlord.
Same as the old overlord.
I wonder if the Pokemon folks are liable if you get hit by a truck while playing their game? With the number of lawyers exceeding the market for lawyers I suspect we’ll find out soon.