Scary Verne in panel two. A lot of pent up frustration there. Get that turtle an Ativan.
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I have the “Find My Ass” app. Comes in handy after a few drinks.
Not sure what RJ needs keys for?
The Strategic Twinkie Reserve.
I have a beard. But it’s a more of a stubbley-I-hate-shave-thing than a beard. Anything longer than stubble and I look like Santa Claus. If Santa Claus walked around in cargo shorts and flip flops holding a beer yelling, “?@!$!! Giants!”
Sorry, it’s been a long season.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t have this feature on my phone.
Yeah, Carrot Top is a dated reference. I’m old. So sue me. The rest is relatable. It’s as if each OS update slows your phone down just a little until you have to get a new phone.
Meet the new overlord.
Same as the old overlord.