Superslackers

Truth, justice and the suburban way.

Essential Woodland Survival Gear

Yup. This is the kind of survivalist gear I need. I ain’t going through no apocalypse without margaritas.

Rocks. Of course, with salt.

Pocket Monsters

I like anvils. But maybe Hammy needs to keep something equally weird in his pockets. Like a Large Hadron Collider.

This Is Your Brain on Reality

Reality is for people who don’t write comic strips.

Star Pockets

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Save it for a Hammy day.

A Hammy Full of Pockets

Yes, Hammy has pockets. Why? Because it’s funny.

Cheesepocalyse Now

A world without cheese is like a day without an obscure meandering comic strip staring a cast of talking self-absorbed animals.

With thumbs.

And pockets.

And issues.

A Pocket Full of Anvils

Why anvils?  Why not a bowling ball or a grand piano or a Buick LaSabre?

Why is an anvil the go-to funny large heavy object?

Three reasons:

1.  Anvils are funny when they fall and crush coyotes, hunters with speech impediments and spastic ducks.

2. Anvils never bounce.

3.  Just because.