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A Slow and Tasty Death

hedge010418Polysorbate 60 now comes in a fast-acting easily absorbed slime.

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RJ Will Never Expire

Hedge112018Those preservatives are the only thing keeping RJ alive.

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The Immortal Snack Cake

Hedge03162018The Mold Guy is quite sensitive.

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Preserving RJ

Hedge03212017It’s all that butylated hydroxyanisole. ¬†It’s cling wrap for your internal organs.

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RJ Is Full Of…

hedge02242017It’s shit. He’s full of shit. Always has been. Always will be.

Or preservatives.

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Snack Or Die

oh150407RJ has the pancreas of an elephant. As in he had a pancreas transplant from an elephant years ago. He burned the first one out in a week.

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RJ: Top 5 Ingredients

 

5. Hutzpah

4. Gall

3. Situational Ignorance

2. Sarcasm

1. High Fructose Corn Syrup

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