Wanted: One Functioning Human

Just one. Anyone, really. Seriously, ANYONE!

We’ll Like Mike

I was going to vote for Mayor Pete tomorrow, but he’s out. So, I guess I’ll vote for Biden.

But I could be persuaded otherwise.

Wink-wink.

 

The One with the Prime Minister of Norway

Pants are overrated. I hardly ever wear pants.

And a Squirrel Shall Lead Them

Save one orange walrus-man we’re ALL over qualified.

Hug and Change

We do these ahead of time, so it didn’t occur to me that today would be 9/11.  If Hammy running for president is a nice distraction then you’re welcome. If you feel like it’s disrespectful, then I apologize.

Orange walrus-man is pretty good though.

Mr. Big Brain

“The more things change, the more they remain insane.” -Michael Fry, T Lewis

No More Mads

I originally had something else besides the rage tweeting first Robin. T wisely substituted something more career-friendly.

Onward.

The President is a Burning Bag of Poop on the Nation’s Doorstep

This makes perfect sense.

Too perfect.

Noprah 2020

No way Oprah runs. Makes no sense. Total demotion. Opens her up to a lot of flaky stuff from her show (The Secret). She doesn’t need the aggravation.

Onward.

The Never-EVER-ending Year

Good question. Why is HE still president?