Hell Owner’s Association

My friend Jeff is our local HOA President. He’s really thin. Must be a prerequisite.

Trump International Golf Links in Hell

Hell is other golfers.

Head Cheese

Like the “wire tapping” claim, the President has no evidence his head is full of cheese.  There’s plenty of room for cheese, but he prefers it empty.

A Raccoon is a Human’s Best Friend

I just realized RJ’s powers of deceit, ignorance and rationalization qualify him to run for president.

Why do I feel more comfortable with RJ in the white house than #orangeisthenewblackdeath?

It’s sad that we can absolutely do worse than a fictional cartoon character leading the free world.

So sad.

In Spader We Trust

I bet Putin wouldn’t ?#$!! with James Spader.

And by ?#$!!, I mean ?/#$@$!!.

Same As It Ever Was

Would that it were true. That a hug would have the power to transform an idiot into a self aware idiot.

Watching the days go by… Water flowing underground…. Into the blue again…After the money’s gone…. Once in a lifetime… Water following underground

Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…
Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…

Dance Fever 2020

Maybe it was RJ that hacked the DNC. Nah. That would require a degree of ambition and initiative. What was I thinking?