New Modern Nightmare: Raccoons with chainsaws.
No. I don’t know where all those other raccoons came from. Other than the necessity to make the joke work.
Now that they’ve served their usefulness I promise they’ll go away.
Truth lies in the Wikipedia beholder.
We are what we type.
Hmm… a couple days before the Kennedy assassination.
None dare call it conspiracy.
Morphology suggests weasels are a common ancestor. DNA suggests bears. Field observations suggests they’re both wrong. Best guess: raccoons are aliens.
I don’t know how the Wild gets around the Do Not Call list, but somehow they do.
RJ isn’t a real raccoon. He’s been genetically (and creatively) modified to provide laughs. Real raccoons aren’t funny. They’re rather dour creatures that lack a sense of humor. Real raccoons couldn’t spell “spit take” if you spotted them the spit and take.
Real raccoons eat worms.