Full disclosure… I identify with Verne in most things. Not all. Most.
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If Verne were a robot he’d have butt lasers and RJ and Hammy would be smokin’ right now.
Yes, this is a thing.
A dumb thing, but yet a thing.
Warning: Do NOT wear a cape if you’re super power is a butt laser.
There’s a fine line between funny and self-destruction.
You have to say it slowly, with mischievous lilt. Try it.
I know. The Yukbot doesn’t have a mouth. The robot EYE doesn’t have a mouth. Now say that out loud.
Are we done here.
If Alexa is listening in at the Fry house all she’s going to hear is a lot of, “?@#$@, the dog pooped in the dining room again!”
Not sure what Google can do with that data, but good luck.
I love my two daughters. And I’m sure they love me. Well,… not sure. How can you be really sure. Who knows? Maybe they secretly despise me.
Maybe they’re bio-engineered robot skeleton invaders and I and millions of other parents have been unwittingly chosen to assimilate them into earth culture so that at a predetermined time they could attack us and rip out our spleens.
But probably not.