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Everyone Gets a Butt Laser!

Hedge062619Warning: Do NOT wear a cape if you’re super power is a butt laser.

You’re welcome.

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And a Squirrel Will Save Them (Again)

Hedge031619There’s a fine line between funny and self-destruction.

 

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Spleen is a Funny Word

Hedge031519You have to say it slowly, with mischievous lilt. Try it.

See?

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The One with the Yukbot

Hedge031419I know. The Yukbot doesn’t have a mouth. The robot EYE doesn’t have a mouth. Now say that out loud.

Are we done here.

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Greetings Earthlings, Take Me To Your Data

Hedge122018If Alexa is listening in at the Fry house all she’s going to hear is a lot of, “?@#$@, the dog pooped in the dining room again!”

Not sure what Google can do with that data, but good luck.

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Kids: Just In It For the Ice Cream

I love my two daughters.  And I’m sure they love me.  Well,… not sure. How can you be really sure. Who knows? Maybe they secretly despise me.

Maybe they’re bio-engineered robot skeleton invaders and I and millions of other parents have been unwittingly chosen to assimilate them into earth culture so that at a predetermined time they could attack us and rip out our spleens.

But probably not.

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