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False Alarm

Hedge02022017They can stop hugging when they get their heart rates down. You know, in a week or so.

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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

oh160616As big as Mar-A-Lago is, it’s not nearly big enough.

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Batsquirrel

oh150123Excellent prowl.

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El Rancho Jurassic

oh141102Sometimes the gate keeps them out.  And sometimes the gate traps you in.

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Hold the Mold

Is mold really bad to eat? I get that it’s gross. But if you’ve got a spec of mold on a piece of bread and you eat it will you die?  Like my wife, my mom and every woman on Earth has always told me will happen.  Let’s go to the intertubes:

And the answer is:

No.  Well, no but, maybe. Well, no but, maybe if you’re allergic.  And then you could die.  Although there’s no reported case of anyone dying from bread mold.

I’m still alive so I’m going to choose to continue to do what I’ve always done which is not worry about it. At least until I fall over dead.

And then I’ll probably stop.

 

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There’s No Such Thing as a Hammy Proof Lock

This is a strong rerun week.  I just wrote it a year ago, but it feels like it was written by a different person.  Someone younger, handsomer and with WAY more brain cells.

No one tells you that getting older may start as a gentle slide, but it soon accelerates into a 90 degree free fall into the abyss.  Fortunately,  it’s a long free fall to the bottom.  So long, you forget you’re falling and you eventually relax and enjoy the ride. And before you know it you forget…

…that you just lost 14,768 more brain cells while writing this.

Sigh.

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