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Santa Gets Free Dental

oh161216That is a good deal. No one telling you to lose weight. No one slapping your hand when you reach for the nachos. No one reading out the number of calories in a Jack-in-the-Box meat lover’s burrito.

Sign me up!

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Cable Elves

oh161214This explains most cable guy’s casually relationship with time. North Pole time is relative. One second in real world is hours at the North Pole. I know this because I made it up in my (and co-author Bradley Jackson) bestselling Christmas novel, The Naughty List. Now available on ebook in all formats for $1.99.  Click on the cover for the link.

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Incontinent reindeer is included.

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Santa: The Origin Story

oh161213The OTH Prime Directive: Protect Hammy’s innocence at all costs.

 

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Frank Is Coming to Town!

oh161212Grammar police have arrested Verne for panel 2.  He really likes verbs. Can’t have too many verbs.  He’s a verbaholic.

Hello, my name is Verne.  I’m  a Verbaholic.

Hi, Verne!

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Advent Anxiety

oh161208Yeah, advent calendars are religious in origin. But there are secular versions. Like the one we made up for today’s strip. We get to do that. It’s our party and we’ll rationalize our lack of strict adherence to facts if we want to.

So there.

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Exit to the Gift Drop

oh151224lLike the raccoon signal.  Someone should make one of those. Someone. Not me.

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Elf Seeks Same

oh151209Is Mrs. Claus an elf? Not sure. Probably. I don’t know. What do you think?

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