That is a good deal. No one telling you to lose weight. No one slapping your hand when you reach for the nachos. No one reading out the number of calories in a Jack-in-the-Box meat lover’s burrito.
Sign me up!
This explains most cable guy’s casually relationship with time. North Pole time is relative. One second in real world is hours at the North Pole. I know this because I made it up in my (and co-author Bradley Jackson) bestselling Christmas novel, The Naughty List. Now available on ebook in all formats for $1.99. Click on the cover for the link.
Incontinent reindeer is included.
The OTH Prime Directive: Protect Hammy’s innocence at all costs.
Grammar police have arrested Verne for panel 2. He really likes verbs. Can’t have too many verbs. He’s a verbaholic.
Hello, my name is Verne. I’m a Verbaholic.
Like the raccoon signal. Someone should make one of those. Someone. Not me.
Is Mrs. Claus an elf? Not sure. Probably. I don’t know. What do you think?