This explains most cable guy’s casually relationship with time. North Pole time is relative. One second in real world is hours at the North Pole. I know this because I made it up in my (and co-author Bradley Jackson) bestselling Christmas novel, The Naughty List. Now available on ebook in all formats for $1.99. Click on the cover for the link.
Incontinent reindeer is included.
Santa Gets Free Dental
That is a good deal. No one telling you to lose weight. No one slapping your hand when you reach for the nachos. No one reading out the number of calories in a Jack-in-the-Box meat lover’s burrito.
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