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The Tree That’s Been Around

Hedge04262017The heartwood is a horny hunter.

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Hammy Doesn’t Get It

oh131015I’m going to say that’s rain behind the characters and not reflections on the window. Otherwise Verne’s nose and RJ’s elbow are deforming some highly malleable glass.

This has been another episode of “Answering Questions Nobody Asked.”

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Alert: Comic Strip Characters Now Allowed To Have Digestive Systems.

oh130120When I started doing comics back in the Pleistocene era you couldn’t do a pee gag. Pee gags were verboten. Something about sensitive comic readers going into convulsions at the news that comic strip characters had working digestive systems.  But today all that has changed.  Cultural coarsening has finally arrived at the funny pages. Pee, poop, fart and even endless spleen jokes are now a-okay with reader’s everywhere.

No sex though.

There are already too many talking animal strips. We don’t need to reproduce any more.

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Top 5 Things That Are Always Way More Fun With Jazz Hands

5.  Republican Presidential Debates

4.  Occupying Wall Street

3.  Bailing out Greece and Italy

2.  Planking.

1.  Sex

 

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Pants Optional

I asked my wife if we could put in a stripper pole in our bedroom.   She liked the idea, but made it clear she wasn’t picking up any clothes I took off.

<cue rim shot>.

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She Kissed a Squirrel and She Liked It

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Poor Katy Perry.  She doesn’t deserve to be thrown in with this lot.   When I was thinking of who RJ would have tattooed on his tail Katy just popped into my head.

I have no idea why.

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Over the Hedge Animation: How to Reproduce

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Another RingTales Hedge animation.

Always follow the Prime Directive:  Protect Hammy’s innocence.

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