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The One With Crossdressing

oh160331Notice my use of provocative headlines to induce clicking.

Worked, didn’t it?

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Shell Shocked

oh151119That’s not a good look on him.  It’s not a good look on Verne.

It’s just not a good look on anybody.

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The Thong of Music

oh151006 I acknowledge today’s headline makes no sense. It’s just a bad (good) pun that hopefully will be irresistible to click.

#1 Thing I Did Not Know After Writing This Strip for Over 20 Years: Verne has a tattoo on his right butt cheek.

You learn something new every day.

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Walk A Mile In My Shell

oh150807You know a real turtle’s shell doesn’t come off, right?

Over the Hedge: Conveniently ignorant of turtle anatomy since 1995.

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The True Nature of Consciousness

Over the Hedge

Over the Hedge

Can we all just admit we look fat in our shell and move on?  Please.

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The Tighty-est Whities

oh150402Verne’s got quite a gut there. Pounding the root beers again. All those carbs leave a mark. A stretch mark.

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Dogs (With Turtle) Playing Poker

oh140201Actually, as  I discovered in a recent friendly poker tournament, it’s considered poor etiquette to call THEN raise. Supposedly, one could call, gauge other players reaction, then raise.  Proper etiquette is to call OR raise. Not both.

It was a serious game. I lasted about 15 hands and quit while I was only slightly behind.

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