Notice my use of provocative headlines to induce clicking.
Worked, didn’t it?
That’s not a good look on him. It’s not a good look on Verne.
It’s just not a good look on anybody.
I acknowledge today’s headline makes no sense. It’s just a bad (good) pun that hopefully will be irresistible to click.
#1 Thing I Did Not Know After Writing This Strip for Over 20 Years: Verne has a tattoo on his right butt cheek.
You learn something new every day.
You know a real turtle’s shell doesn’t come off, right?
Over the Hedge: Conveniently ignorant of turtle anatomy since 1995.
Over the Hedge
Can we all just admit we look fat in our shell and move on? Please.
Verne’s got quite a gut there. Pounding the root beers again. All those carbs leave a mark. A stretch mark.