Please don’t run naked. Please. Really. No one wants to see that. Please.
I used to run. Until my knees, shins, hips and back couldn’t last more than a couple of miles. No doubt running barefoot may have avoided these injuries. And replaced them with cut, burned, blistered and bloodied feet.
Now I use a stationary bike. I pedal to nowhere every morning while I watch The Dan Patrick Show on DirecTV. I pedal barefoot. And other than a sore butt, I’m doing fine so far.
So, what have we learned today, Timmy?
- No one should run naked.
- Running barefoot can be painful and messy.
- Sore butts may or may not be a consequence of pedaling barefoot.
- The Dan Patrick Show may or may not distract you from a sore butt.
- I really, really want that golf simulator in Dan Patrick’s man cave.