Brain Freeze

Those cocktail onions have been in that mini-fridge for over twenty years.

I’m sure they’re still good.

Spleen is a Funny Word

You have to say it slowly, with mischievous lilt. Try it.

See?

Words Wound

We are contractually required to use the word spleen at least once a week.

 

I See a Little Silhouetto of a Turtle

 He might fall through and land on Andy Capp.

Which wouldn’t be the worst thing.

That New Old Guy Smell

Whey protein powder smells like old socks and moth balls.

Hammy Can’t Feel His Spleen

I’m in Minneapolis right now. 19 degrees out.

I feel they’re lack of spleen.

Spleen is a Funny Word

Spleeeeeeeen.

Hilarious.