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I’m not sure if those all Hammy or if we’ve suddenly discovered a whole gang of squirrels. Which might be interesting. Stay tooned.
That’s assorted punctuation, not swearing. Unless you want it to be swearing. In which case, you pick you’re own swear word.
Over the Hedge: Quality interactive profanity since 1995
When my daughters were little and they fell down I would always point out that kids bounce. Not very high. Or really at all. The point was they’re not these super fragile beings that need to be carefully cocooned every living second.
And then one day my daughter fell off a swing. In tears, she showed me her rapidly swelling wrist. I hugged her and told her to shake it off. My wife, the smart one, instantly realized it was more serious. Later, X-ray in hand, I was chastised by the sight of a clean total break of her radius.
So, basically, kids do not bounce. At least not all the time.
And I’m an idiot.
We’ve done this gag many, many times. Never gets old.
At least not yet.
Wouldn’t it be cool if someone at the Republican convention nominated Hammy for President? What better way for the Repubs to abdicate the election with class and grace.
Who’s with me?
I taste like bacon. And sometimes cilantro salsa. It’s true.