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The Tree That’s Been Around

Hedge04262017The heartwood is a horny hunter.

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The One With a Gilmore Girl’s Nativity Scene

oh161222I’d guess about 75% of our YUGE audience has no idea what this cartoon is about. My bad. I assume my obsession with pop culture stalwarts like Gilmore Girls is shared by everyone. It’s not. ┬áBut I kind of don’t care. It’s my/our party and we’ll make obscure references if we want to.

But not every day.

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He’s a Maniac!

<oh161221<shakes his head slowly>

I just makes this stuff up as I go along.

Moving on.

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A Hedgemas Carol

oh161220I don’t believe we’ve done a Christmas Carol bit before. Maybe, but I don’t think so. I tell you what, you go search through 21 years of comics and get back to me. What? You’re not going to do that? Fine. Let’s just say we haven’t done it before

See? Facts really are convenient things.

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Trim the Tree That Knows Stuff

oh161219I know I hate it when after an eggnog bender someone hangs lights and tinsel all over me without my permission or more pertinently, my knowledge.

I feel The The Tree That Knows Stuff’s Pain.

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The Tree That Sells Stuff

oh161104What’s wrong with advertising? To start with half of all advertising is useless, we just don’t know which half. Except online we do. We know exactly how many clicks or engagements led to a sale. So why hasn’t more advertising (TV) moved online faster. Because the business model where half of all advertising is useless is VERY lucrative.

Uncertainty outsells certainty. The potential outsells the promise. What we want outsells what we need.

These are the lessons I learned running an online media company for five years.

 

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Let’s Snot

oh161007This cartoon was inspired by Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh caught on camera picking his nose on the sidelines and eating the results.

I know. Just gross.

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