RJ is a snacker-gatherer.
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This is sort of like Blue Apron except with extra bacteria.
I can’t drink milk (lactose intolerance). But I can drink random nut eco-squeezings. Which are sort of milk-like. But not really.
Getting old sucks.
Apparently pandas and raccoons are related. Sort of like humans and the Khardashians are related.
Which is to say, not very.
We may have to put together a story bible — a thick go-to guide to all things Hedge. Stuff like whether Verne’s head will actually fit into a honey-bear container (apparently so) to why RJ doesn’t have a mouth (ask T).
When I say “we” should put together a story bible I don’t mean me. I using the “writer’s we” as in, “We are too busy and we think T should do it.”
T will never do it of course. He has exotic cattle to exfoliate and lullaby to sleep every night. Therefore comic confusion will continue to reign.
It’s too bad. This strip might actually amount to something someday. I mean, if we ever got around to taking it seriously.