The Tree That Whines Stuff

Generally dirt is older than a tree. But this is new dirt, pooped out by earthworms just last week.

Yes. More than you wanted to know.

The Tree That Smokes Stuff

I like trees.

And I don’t care who knows it.

A Mighty Booosh!

Apologies for the delay on updating. Been on deadline for my new middle grade illustrated novel, “How To Be a Supervillain.” It’s a “James Patterson Presents” book under his Jimmy Books imprint at Little,Brown. With this one, Jim is not a co-writer, he’s a publisher. He helped acquire the book, read drafts and gave great notes. My editor, Jenny Bak, says Jim gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up! Jenny likes it to.

The pub date is 5/2/17. The book is available now for pre-order at Amazon:

The One With the Leafy Cannibal

The Circle of Life is some serious horror shit.

When you think about it.

So let’s not think about it.

Great Artist vs. Cow

This is all gravity’s fault. Bad, bad gravity. Boo.

The One With a Van Gogh Masterpiece

I think I wrote “Squirrels Playing Twister,” but this works too.

No Know

Over the Hedge

This might be deep. Or not. Let’s let it simmer for a bit.