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Warning: Naked Turtle Butt!

Hedge04172017Yes, I know, turtles shells don’t come off. At least not without killing the turtle. And that would be gruesome. And certainly not funny. So, let’s go with the funny. And just change reality.

See how easy that was?

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Live Nude Turtle

Over the Hedge

Verne has a no-nudity clause in his contract*

*Unless it’s integral to his part.**

**His part being defined as an ongoing object of ridicule and derision through all means necessary including, but not limited to: tripping, falling, running into things, being called, “nose face,” “mold boy” and “slug-thingy,” wedgies, spontaneous shell removal and shameless, gratuitously humiliating nudity.

Poor Verne.

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