RJ Makes His Nobel Peace Prize Pitch

RJ has an tortured relationship with logic. He uses a lot of enhanced interrogation techniques.

Poor logic.

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Breaking News: Verne Flips Off RJ

Verne is getting more and more feisty every day. It’ll be a challenge to make this work on a consistent comedic basis. But we’re going to try.

Eat Hot Vegetable Death

You’d think RJ could taste the difference, but after decades of insulin resistance his taste buds are shot.

Hammy to the Rescue!

I have no idea what happens tomorrow. I wrote this a couple weeks ago and have completely forgotten.

Is that weird?

Don’t answer that.

Why Do People Hate?

In other words, “I can’t be blamed.”

Little Spring of Horrors

Audrey II has that new spring bite.

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The One with a Twinkie Visa

For the longest time I thought extreme vetting was a veterinarian that specialized in sea monkeys.  Only sea monkeys. Kinda extreme. Get it?

Onward.