Always Follow the List

I’ve been married 34 years. I learned my lesson a long time ago.

Always follow the list.

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The Turtle Is In

RJ doesn’t need therapy. RJ needs a swift kick in the ass.

One Snack Mind

Good guess. Only guess really.

Who Are We to Disagree?

Over the Hedge: Stuffing RJ like a piñata since 1995.

More is More

Robots aren’t inclined toward bloating.

Feature? Or bug?

Survivor: Suburbia

RJ could survive on his condiment stash, but that wouldn’t be funny.

Always Listen to Verne

RJ was storing those Twinkies up in skull where his brain’s supposed to be.