Everyone Needs a Hobby

Not sure where RJ gets his Ativan. And it’s not from me.

That’s just a rumor.

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Always Follow the List

I’ve been married 34 years. I learned my lesson a long time ago.

Always follow the list.

The Turtle Is In

RJ doesn’t need therapy. RJ needs a swift kick in the ass.

One Snack Mind

Good guess. Only guess really.

Who Are We to Disagree?

Over the Hedge: Stuffing RJ like a piñata since 1995.

More is More

Robots aren’t inclined toward bloating.

Feature? Or bug?

Survivor: Suburbia

RJ could survive on his condiment stash, but that wouldn’t be funny.