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One Size Stuffs All

Hedge03142017Bloated RJ never lasts more than a day or too.  His powers of elimination are prodigious. Garbage in. Garbage out.

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Let Him Eat Cake

hedge010917Interesting contraption. Mouse driven. Mouse managed.

Mice: They get the job done.

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Frost in Space

oh161119NASA should look into our squirrel assist launch vehicle. Works for peanuts. And Twinkies.

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Don’t BLINK!

oh160929For the non-whovians out there, the weeping angels are the single scariest predators on Dr. Who. They’re quantum-locked (whatever that means) and can only move when they aren’t being observed. They feed off temporal energy sending their victims back in time and consume the energy from the years they would have lived.

DON’T BLINK!

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On Snorting Twinkies

oh160727Kids? Do not try this at home.

Or pretty much anywhere.

Maybe college if enough beer is involved.

But that’s it.

I have no liability.

I cannot be blamed.

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RJ’s Zone of Comfort

oh160726My zone of comfort involves a recliner, a bag of chips, salsa, a Fireman’s 4 (or three) and a Giant’s game (preferably with Bumgarner or Cueto pitching).

I’m with RJ.

You can have my comfort zone when you pry it from my salty, snack-y fingers.

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Kung Fu RJ

oh160517The whole franchise jumped the shark after Kung Fu Panda 9: You Say You Want a Cultural Revolution.

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