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Fair Weather

Hedge10062017Did you enjoy RJ as the victim this week? I’m sure you did. We all grieve for Verne. Even me. But don’t get used to it. We can occasionally twiddle the creative knobs, but we can’t flip a switch and upend the strip.

We all wanted Charlie Brown to kick Lucy in the head instead of the football. But he never did. Ever. Why? Because he would stop being Charlie Brown. And then the universe would end. And it WOULD ALL BE YOUR FAULT YOU SENSITIVE SNOWFLAKE YOU!

So, I expect a cow to fall on Verne very soon.

For sake of the universe.

Q.E.D.

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Doug’s a Star

Hedge09092017I’m going to look into that star registry thing and register Doug on behalf of Hammy. I’ll get back to you.

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The Milky Wow

Hedge09032017.jpegI want that switch.

We all do.

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Gravity Hug

Hedge08192017The universe is a big fan of Verne.

As am I.

Sorry, Verne.

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The Final Frontier

Hedge07142017Not sure where those web strands attach. Not sure I want to know.

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Earth: The Jam Capitol of the Universe

Hedge06022017Stars don’t wink.

They blink.

Everyone knows that.

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What’s Beyond the Universe?

Hedge06032017Actually space-time is curved so the idea of “beyond” the universe is a bit wonky. ┬áBut then again it’s all wonky, so who knows.

What I do know it’s really hard to get glitter out of your hair.

While God laughs.

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