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Uh-Oh

Hedge01182017Revenge is a dish best served flash-frozen.

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The One Where Verne is NOT a Victim

Hedge01162017Trapped fart bubbles are the worst.

I hate when that happens.

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More Than You Wanted To Feel

Hedge12012017RJ? Introspection? I had no idea.

Wonders never cease.

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The One With Daniel Day Lewis as SpongeBob

Hedge11302017You heard how Patrick has had to leave SpongeBob?

Inappropriate squeezing.

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

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Fair Weather

Hedge10062017Did you enjoy RJ as the victim this week? I’m sure you did. We all grieve for Verne. Even me. But don’t get used to it. We can occasionally twiddle the creative knobs, but we can’t flip a switch and upend the strip.

We all wanted Charlie Brown to kick Lucy in the head instead of the football. But he never did. Ever. Why? Because he would stop being Charlie Brown. And then the universe would end. And it WOULD ALL BE YOUR FAULT YOU SENSITIVE SNOWFLAKE YOU!

So, I expect a cow to fall on Verne very soon.

For sake of the universe.

Q.E.D.

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Warning: Falling Cows

Hedge07222017Yes. We are amused. We are very amused.

Go Verne.

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Mark Trail Starring Christian Bale

Hedge07212017I love assorted punctuation swear words. All of the impact of profanity without any of the responsibility.

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