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Swit! Swot! Swoot!

Hedge11192017Really nice work by T today.  My only comedic contribution is the word, “butt.”

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Turtles Abhor a Vacuum

oh160812This is sort of what we were going for.  Verne looks a bit more like he’s wearing the Roomba instead of being sucked into it.

Oh well, we’ll get ’em next time.

Onward.

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Raccoons > Bears

oh151029Morphology suggests weasels are a common ancestor. DNA suggests bears. Field observations suggests they’re both wrong. Best guess: raccoons are aliens.

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TP: Over? Under? Sideways?

Full disclosure. We’re an under household. Well, to be perfectly candid we’re a sideways-on-top-of -the-tank-until-my-wife-yells-at-me-to-replace-the-roll-household.

Oh. It’s just been pointed out to me that full disclosure and perfect candidness are not required as part of the Major League Cartoonist Bargaining Agreement between the Major League Cartoonist Association and Major League Cartooning.

Sorry.

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Elvis Has Left the Suburbs

 

Great work by T. Stellar final panel.

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Top 5 Reasons Not To Return To the Wild

 

5.  Starbucks more than 50 yards apart.

4.  Manual only bidets

3.  One night light (variable intensity)

2.  Last in, first starving.

1.  Open 24/7 to predators everywhere

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Open SezHammy

Last night I finished this storyline.  I won’t reveal the ending, but I will tease you this:

VERNE SAVES THE UNIVERSE!

I guess that kind of revealed the ending.  But you don’t know how he’ll save the universe.

VERNE SAVES THE UNIVERSE USING HIS SUPER POWERS OF ANNOYANCE!

Okay, so now you know how he’ll save the universe.  But you don’t read Over the Hedge for it’s elaborately well-plotted (by the seat of our pants) story lines.  You read it for the random silliness and near constant (occasional)  hilarity.

VERNE SAVES THE UNIVERSE USING HIS SUPER POWERS OF ANNOYANCE IN RETURN FOR A PERSONAL EXFOLIATOR AND FREE FOOT MASSAGES FOR LIFE!

Okay, NOW I’ve said too much.

Stay tooned.

 

 

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