Muskrat Hate

I think the most interesting detail of Muskrat Sam’s resume is that he played with Nirvana. It suggests he may have been a short-lived experimental replacement for Kurt Cobain. Perhaps the first of many bad ideas from Courtney Love.

This has been another MTV Speculative Fiction Rock History minute. Music Television with absolutely no music.

The Rainbow Connection

Kind of a small logic error with Verne watching TV outdoors in the rain.  Also, that appears to be the last tube TV left on Earth.  T needs to update his graphic reference folder and upgrade to Google images.

Of course, that would require him to stop living in 1992.

The Duck Stops Here

I’ve seen Duck Dynasty a couple times. It’s fun. Though it’s just a bunch of really smart, rich (and getting richer) good old boys playing along with the left and right coast’s southern hick stereotype.

Watch the swamp rats in the ZZ Top beards as they peer dumbfounded into the lens of fly-ver America’s inability to comprehend that a person can be smart, funny, wealthy and southern all at the same time.

The boys aren’t laughing with you. They’re laughing at you.

All the way to the bank.

They Got the Beet

Apologies. Puns are stupid, dumb, did I say stupid, the lowest form of wordplay, a sign of cartoonist desperation and the apocalypse.

But I’m beeting a dead horse.

Michael Bay’s Next Film

The Itsy Bitsy spider suffers from OCD…

Obsessive Climbing Disorder.

While Michael Bay suffers from a different form of OCD…

Obsessive Crap Disorder.

Cats in the Dishwasher

Q: How do you tune bag pipes?

A: With earplugs.

 

Squeegiggle McGee on Triangle

No, Hammy will not be changing his name to Squeegiggle McGee. He will, however, continue to thrash a mean electric triangle.

Wearing oven mitts of course.

And properly grounded.