You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blixen,
Tony and Friedrich and Lars and DeShay,
Ali and Frank and Bob and Slomo,
But do you recall?
The most famous guest reindeer of all?
Hammy the Red Bull Squirrel.
Had a very twitchy butt.
And if you ever saw him, you would even say he’s nuts.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him lame.
They would make poor Hammy, clean up after reindeer games.*
Then one hazy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say…
“Hammy with your butt so twitchy,
Can you get these presents to Italy?”
Then all the reindeer loved him
They all made a great big plea,
Hammy the Red Bull squirrel
Please don’t go back in history
And relive all that misery!