When I was a kid we had this coffee can full of sad broken crayons. I would search and search through the can for Army Green. Army Green was the color of GI Joe’s uniform. I had a lot of GI Joe coloring books. I remember that most of them were colored about half Army Green and half Lime Green. And some pink from my sister just to annoy me.*
*It’s entirely possible this is false memory completely made up for your entertainment. I choose to be optimistic and have faith that it’s true.