Two Christmases in One!

Hmm… Christmas pie.

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A True Not Fake Fact

A lot about Christmas is based on myth. But Jesus probably existed. And he was born at some point. Probably in the Spring. Not sure about all the supernatural stuff, but his birth is certainly world changing (for better and worse) stuff.

And I like the music. And the egg nog. And the wassail. Whatever that is.

More Than You Wanted to Know About Vaseline

Santa is the world’s largest consumer of Vaseline.

I think.

Santa Tooting by an Open Fire

Rudolph is in charge of the fire extinguisher.

I’m pretty sure.

Science!

You were probably eating breakfast when you read this.

Sorry.

The One with a Radioactive Narwhal

Everything on the internet is true.

To someone.

Snow Snack

Actually, after the water has evaporated into vapor and then condensed into rain/snow it’s purified.