Paving Paradise and Putting Up Restraining Orders

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swinging hot SPOT
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got
‘Til it’s gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

-“Big Yellow Taxi,” Joni Mitchell

Cold Toes, Warm Hearts

I think Hammy alone could hug/heat the world.

The Good, the Bad and the Verne

I think this one cartoon sums up the entire strip. Verne’s optimism and earnestness is belittled. RJ’s pessimism and cynicism is rewarded. And Hammy is the sweet glue that holds it all together.

Over the Hedge Goes Blue

I forgot to send RJ the memo. Sorry.

Top Five Apex Predators on Angie’s List

5. Grizzly Bears

4. Grizzly Bears with grenades.

3. Grizzly Bears with bazookas.

2. Grizzly Bears with drones.

1. Grizzly Bear ninjas

Falling Asleep in a Tanning Bed Overnight May Lead to Screaming

Who knew RJ tanned? Not me. At least not until I made it up.

Shreeek Out Your Dead

Not all goats scream like humans. But those that do enjoy a great deal of celebrity on YouTube: