Hmm… Christmas pie.
A lot about Christmas is based on myth. But Jesus probably existed. And he was born at some point. Probably in the Spring. Not sure about all the supernatural stuff, but his birth is certainly world changing (for better and worse) stuff.
And I like the music. And the egg nog. And the wassail. Whatever that is.
Santa is the world’s largest consumer of Vaseline.
Everything on the internet is true.
Actually, after the water has evaporated into vapor and then condensed into rain/snow it’s purified.