Gravity Hug

The universe is a big fan of Verne.

As am I.

Sorry, Verne.

Everybody’s Crazy ‘Bout a Sharped Dressed Turtle

It ain’t over until the fat cow falls.

WHOMP!

The Masked Verne

Probably should’ve added eye-liner. Verne looks more like Grouch Marx than a raccoon.

It’s Hip To Be Verne

I have a beard. But it’s a more of a stubbley-I-hate-shave-thing than a beard. Anything longer than stubble and I look like Santa Claus. If Santa Claus walked around in cargo shorts and flip flops holding a beer yelling, “?@!$!! Giants!”

Sorry, it’s been a long season.

Pimp That Verne

Verne’s chapeau isn’t quite what I had in mind, but it works. BTW, I think Verne is sporting the new Pantone color called purple rain.

Beige Turtles Can’t Bound

I was going to list Verne as white. But he’s really beige. And problem kind of puke-y green if we’re totally honest about it.

Fun joke:

A bunch of Neo-nazis walk into a bear. Bear says, “When are you idiots going to learn how to spell?  Then he ate them.

Bears rock.

Got Any Threes?

Great job by T. Just perfect.

Predictably everyone went insane over at gocomics.com/overthhege. Though it’s interesting we’re getting more supporters than descenders these days. I’m going to choose to believe we’ve changed some minds.

Right. Sure. You bet.