Let Sleeping Squirrels Lie

hedge01162017That’s assorted punctuation, not swearing. Unless you want it to be swearing. In which case, you pick you’re own swear word.

Over the Hedge: Quality interactive profanity since 1995

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

SNOW DAY!

hedge01152017Yeah. Thanks, George. Maybe a little less time in the tanning bed and a little more time appreciating our ongoing subtle, classic tutorial in sequential art.

SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS ARE NEVER COOL, GEORGE!!

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

Are We There Yet?

hedge01142017That isn’t a log, that’s a 1968 Vista Cruiser station wagon (with “stimulated” wood paneling) with two adults and four children (one an infant) .

For the record, my sister Linda really was touching me.

2 Comments

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

Toot Sweet

hedge01132017Over the Hedge: Fart Joke Central since 1995.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

RJ Cubed

hedge01122017I would have preferred to type RJ to the third power, but apparently that is difficult on a Mac. Not that it can’t be done. Just that I lack the patience to do it.

Anyway, behold a rare cartoon where RJ gets his just frozen desserts.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized

How To Be a Supervillain a PubLunch BuzzBook!

Read an excerpt of my latest MG illustrated novel, “How To Be a Supervillain.” Click here or the graphic below. Presented by James Patterson. Published by Jimmy Books, an imprint of Little, Brown. ┬áPub date: 5/2/17.

ya-cover-spring-summer-2017_smallrgb-11

Leave a comment

Filed under Uncategorized

Up All Night

hedge01102017Sorry, got today’s cartoon and yesterday’s mixed. Read this one first. Unless you already read the other one first. In that case, forget what you read, then read this one and then read the other one.

Or not.

Leave a comment

Filed under Comic Commentary, Uncategorized