Actually I could use underwear and socks. Boxer-briefs. Low-profile sock-less socks. #toooldtocare
I was one of these kids as a kid. Poor impulse control. Not a lot has changed.
Over the Hedge: Diligently providing all your fart joke needs since 1995.
Technically, narcoleptic moths would be too sleepy to fly into bug zappers. I think I meant an insomniac moth. I think. I’ll check and get back to you.
Yup. That’s what I meant.
I try hard to make my headlines as weird as possible to get you to click. Did it work?
Oh well, at least we got a snow scene today (with inexplicable green grass in the foreground).
Just to be clear, despite its name, the Little Boy’s Bush is gender neutral and trans-friendly.
We’re an equal opportunity comic with equal elimination facilities.
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Yes, that’s a frozen pond despite the surrounding greenery. We don’t color the comics. Clearly, someone with seasonal affective disorder colors it.