Snack Cakes for the Soul

RJ is one easily contented raccoon.

Snack, Pray, Love

Deep thoughts spring from shallow minds.

You Only Die Once

Is a life without a deadline still a life?

Discuss among yourselves.

Death Warmed Over

Death looks like a fun guy. The backward cap is a bit “stuck in the nineties,” but other that that he’s a not happening dude. 

The Purposeless Driven Life

I like this one.

The One With Zombie Pandas

RJ used to play a lot of golf. But, like me, he had to stop because he was neglecting more important things.

Me: life.

RJ: snacks

A Life Well Snacked

RJ could do a lot better. But he also could do a lot worse.

We Heart Fiji

Heaven is probably warm. Not too warm, you know. Just right warm.

In the Garage No One Can Hear You Scream

Madge’s eye(s) are bigger (and more numerous) than her stomach.

Waiting for Tinder

Not sure why I wrote waiting for the right turtle girl. Seems like I’m limiting Verne’s chances seeing how I’m not sure about his sexual orientation.

I think it’s northeast.

But it could be southwest.