The One With God

God is everywhere.

Darn it.

Cookie Justice Warrior

I am on a diet. I cannot eat cookies. Therefore I do not find this funny.

At all.

Gravity Licks

Gravity has very high cholesterol and should probably be taking a statin.

Just saying.

Lonely Roads

I think what I was trying to say here was something about how men tend to skip the road walking these days.

I think.

Sound vs. Noise

Trees are very sensitive about their role in the one time burning of witches. Not their fault. And, by the way, they went up in flames with the witches.

So there.

RJ Answers the Eternal Questions

Why a duck?