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A Slow and Tasty Death

hedge010418Polysorbate 60 now comes in a fast-acting easily absorbed slime.

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A Fart Joke Incognito

hedge010319RJ always has those gas masks handy.

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Too Much Fiber!

Hedge010218We write no toilet gag before it’s time.

It’s always time.

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Introducing the SlothBit

hedge02272017I now have a FitBit. I am happy to report a resting heart rate of 56. Below my age. Pretty good. The app says I’m extremely fit for my age.

I choose to believe this is true.

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You Snooze You Lose

hedge01182017Not sure what’s happening with the color in the second panel. We don’t color the cartoons. Clearly, whoever does is into really rapid climate change.

Also, what’s RJ doing with a FitBit? Someone’s should have a talk with the writer.

Probably me.

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Jog with the Wolves

oh160116Someone should put a Fitbit on a wolf and see what happens. Someone. Not me.

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