The Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die

Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die

4.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet.

3.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation.

2.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear.

1.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear while reading Garfield.