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No Squirrel Left Behind

I stole today’s headline from babareb over at comics.com.

Hammy could take this strip over in a heartbeat if I let him. Unfortunately, he’s like cartoon heroin. Too much and you’re on your back, comatose in a filthy Scottish walk-up while a baby in a soiled diaper hugs a stained Tickle-me Elmo in the corner (thank you Transpotting for that image).

Seriously kids, it’s for your own protection.  Too much Hammy just leads to the harder stuff like My Little Pony and Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time.

Or, God forbid, this:

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Piloted by Clowns

This week is going to be one of those incredible journey weeks where we write ourselves into some silly corner and rely on providence (and your suspension of disbelief) to get us out.  With your and God’s help it should be a fun week.

Over the Hedge:  Piloted by clowns since 1995.

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The Real Reason There Are Sad Clowns

I like today’s strip.  So I won’t muck it up with a lot of superfluous annotation.

You’re welcome.

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The Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die

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Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die

4.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet.

3.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation.

2.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear.

1.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear while reading Garfield.

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