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The Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die

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Top Four Ways You Really Don’t Want to Die

4.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet.

3.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation.

2.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear.

1.  Crushed by blue ice from a passing jet while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in dirty underwear while reading Garfield.

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